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1)  I want to make your World-Class Grand Slam Breakfast!

2)  Wonder how many Jaw-Breakers you could put in there?

3)  Why is he doing this to me?!?!?!?

4)  Now I know why the EDS Dental Plan is so expensive!

5)  Meet the new poster boy for the Mister Ed School of Equine Dentistry.

6)  If science has proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that any one position will produce an UGLY child...  We need to ask this "person's" mother exactly what it is!

7)  Why is he doing this to me?  I'm so fragile...

8)  Do I make you Haawny baby?  Well...  do I?!?!

9)  I became a night person when I discovered how wonderful relationships can be in dim light!

10)  Did you say "eat rocks" or "let's rock?" -- the Webmaster doesn't get this one.  

11)  The first standing descendant of the Orangutan.

12)  This one barely made it through the Censorship Department...   No really President Clinton, I won't bite!

13)  Hey Maybe you remember me from the McCulloch chain saw commercial?  I was
the Eager Beaver!

14)  Yes, I was the Red-Headed Step Osmond who wrote the theme song for the
American Dentist Association  -- "Go Away Little Cavities!"

15)  Hey pal, I was a finalist for the lead on  "Leave it to Beaver"!  I never did understand what Jerry Mathers had over me.  It sure wasn't his smile!

16)  My grandma what big teeth you have !!!!

17)  Four out of five dentist recommend Trident to patients who chew gum.

18)  Fixedent and forget it !!!